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Attitude Mug A Giant Cup of I'm the Fucking Boss - 22 o

Attitude Mug A Giant Cup of I'm the Fucking Boss - 22 o

Let them know who's in charge with the A Giant Cup of I'm the Fucking Boss Mug from Island Dogs. Make this a gift for yourself or to the resident boss you love so much. 22 oz mug.
$15.30
Sale: $6.12
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Attitude Mug A Giant Cup of Kiss My Ass - 22 o

Attitude Mug A Giant Cup of Kiss My Ass - 22 o

You know you won't take shit from anybody, so let everyone else know it with the A Giant Cup of Kiss My Ass Mug from Island Dogs. This hilarious mug is a great gift for your or a friend. 22 oz mug.
$15.30
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Attitude Mug A Giant Cup of Shut the Fuck Up - 22 o

Attitude Mug A Giant Cup of Shut the Fuck Up - 22 o

Those noisy coworkers getting on your nerves? Tell them how you really feel without actually telling them with the A Giant Cup of Shut the Fuck Up Mug from Island Dogs. This hilarious mug will look great on your desk. 22 oz mug.
$15.30
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Attitude Mug Coffee Makes Me Poop - 22 o

Attitude Mug Coffee Makes Me Poop - 22 o

That morning cup of joe lubes your tubes. Get the Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug, from Island Dogs, for your resident coffee drinker to let everyone know what that morning bathroom run is really for. This hilarious mug makes a great gift for yourself or friend. 22 oz mug.
$15.30
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Attitude Mug Happy Fucking Morning - 22 o

Attitude Mug Happy Fucking Morning - 22 o

Spread that morning cheer with the Attitude Happy Fucking Morning Mug from Island Dogs. This large 22 oz mug will hold whatever you need to get you through the morning.
$15.30
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Big Boob Apron

Big Boob Apron

The Big Boobie Apron from Ozze Creations is the perfect gag gift for the master chef in the house. This funny apron is adorned with a set of plush boobs and a rockin' bod.
$33.97
Sale: $13.59
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Blow Job Kit

Blow Job Kit

Keep yourself and your home jizz clean with the "Paladone" Blow Job Kit! This kit includes gloves, apron, oversleeves and hairnet. Giving head used to be such a messy chore but not any more! This is the 21st century
$10.20
Sale: $4.08
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Blow Job Party Bib

Blow Job Party Bib

Keep that blow job mess off your pretty shirt with this genius bib! This red bib has an image of an open mouth on it and says,
$5.10
Sale: $2.04
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Boobie Nose Glasses

Boobie Nose Glasses

Cover your nostrils with nipples for a hilarious experience! Weather you are trying to disguise your mug or send an erotic message, these novelty Phoney Face Boobie Glasses will do the trick!
$10.20
Sale: $4.08
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Dicky Nose Glasses

Dicky Nose Glasses

Forget Gaucho Marx, we've got the funniest Phony Face glasses in town courtesy of Pipedream. These glasses have a pecker nose and black frames. Make 'em laugh by just looking at them.
$9.18
Sale: $3.67
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For The Guy Who Has No Reservations - Black

For The Guy Who Has No Reservations - Black

For the guy who has no reservations! The Male Power boxer is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most outfit has a tuxedo design on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!
$25.43
Sale: $10.17
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Lil' Dick in the Box - The Gift That Keeps Giving

Lil' Dick in the Box - The Gift That Keeps Giving

It's a romantic evening alone with your special friend. The fireplace is glowing, the drinks are chilled and the mood is right. It's time to present your gift ... a Lil' Dick in the Box!
$8.41
Sale: $3.36
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Midget Man Condom

Midget Man Condom

The Midget Man Condom from Pipedream. He's a GROWER!!! Not a SHOWER!!! Perfect for pint-sized peckers! Includes: one midget-sized condom!
$3.40
Sale: $1.36
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Ring For Sex Keychain

Ring For Sex Keychain

Bring all the benefits of the Ring For Sex Bell with you while out and about with the Ring For Sex Keychain from Ozze Creations. This little sex bell will add some fun to your sex life.
$8.50
Sale: $3.40
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Road Titties

Road Titties

Who needs fuzzy pink dice when you can have soft pink Road Titties from Ozze Creations? These flesh colored rear view mirror accessories will add fun to any vehicle.
$16.97
Sale: $6.79
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the Original Ass-Tray

the Original Ass-Tray

This cigarette receptacle is not just a piece of ass, it's a fine smoking accessory that will have you blowing smoke rings of erotic delight! As seen on Showtime's Family Business, this Ass-Tray is 4.75" square. The perfect hole for your butts.
$12.75
Sale: $5.10
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